Ah, nothing like chain mail from a co-worker on a Friday when Beer O'Clock is close but no cigar:
"We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere"?
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death."
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