This is Doodies. I get to babysit him starting this weekend while Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid galavant across the Southwest. Due to one fang protruding outwards while the rest stay in his mouth, the haphazard DIY haircut and a slight wobble, Doodies at times can appear mildly retarded. But don't fret, he's quite gifted. For a milkbone biscuit or a wedge of cheese (not too much tho, don't want to give him the squirts), Doodies will do a full roll over for you. Just be sure to exaggerate the circle with your hand when verbalizing your request, or you might confuse the little bugger. I'm not kidding, once while slightly intoxicated my circle looked more like a square and Doodies' head almost exploded.
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