God, I didn't know you had this problem with, with yelling in my face.

I'm very pleased to see that my fallback retort for any conversation, "I will cut you bitch!" is spreading like wildfire. Not only does my Argentinian co-worker spew it whenever his computer gives him attitude, but one of my boss' best friends has used it not only to sign a card, but to send me well wishes too!

Just this afternoon I received the most delightful e-mail directing me to Career Builder's website where you can send "Monk-e-mails" to all your friends, or enemies, or frenemies for that matter. The site allows you to select your monkey, his accoutrements, AND dictate what he should say.



But, by far the best part of my day was the convo that followed such a magnificent gift:

me: "You know just what to say to a lady to make her feel special! But who you callin’ “bitch” bitch?"

her: "watch yourself going around dark corners at night...sharp, very sharp, objects lurk about...click click-click...and don't look into any mirrors you never know who's standing behind you...click click-click"

me: "I know where you live..."

ah...good times, and to think, it's so easy a monkey can do it!