This is Tommy. He tells people he's named after a gun, but I know he's named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.

I saw a very good looking gentleman on the bus this morning. Actually, I was the one on the bus and he was on the street. We were stopped at a light and I was reading about some weekly pub quiz advertised in the window of a bar-which made me think of the Office, which made me giggle-when he walked into my life. He bared a striking resemblence to Jason Statham but with more hair, and he was definately from the UK based on attire, strut and mobile phone. I asked myself "could this be love?" then watched in horror as he blew a huge snot rocket in the middle of the sidewalk at 10am.

I think not.

le sigh...